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When it pays not to whine…

Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Saw this on the Atomic MPC forums.

I thought it was a rather appropriate comeback. ;-) Not to mention artistic.

Exerpt from thread below.


Sturmgeist: What im saying is half the WTB threads are shit, that if the person making the thread could get off thier arse and be bothered to look for themselves they could find.

msolok: perhaps limit WTB threads somehow im not exactly sure but I’ll try think of a way it’ll never be implemented though so I may not even bother. Well, technically they ARE getting off their arses and looking. I think it’s bridge time for you.

Sturmgeist: You wanna build it for me?

msolok:

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Wherefor aut thou April-Fools RFC?

Monday, April 10th, 2006

Many of you, who follow the Internet Engineering Task Force’s Request For Comment listings, would be aware that, almost every year, they put out a joke RFC as a bit of April Fools humour.

Examples of this include…

  • RFC1149 IP over Carrier Pidgeon, which actually got implemented by a Linux User Group in Norway.
  • RFC2324 Hyper-Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol

Discussion has erupted on the Atomic MPC forums about RFC2549: IP over Avian Carriers with QoS and other quirky methods for transmitting IP datagrams, such as EmuNet (a high-speed bulk land protocol), KangNet and CTP (Casowary Transport Protocol, for sensitive data). Ohh… And WomTun, for tunneling past those irritating barbed-wire and electrified firewalls. ;-)


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